Thursday, July 31, 2008

It's Fucking Thursday


I just don't fucking get it. I'm just trying to buy a computer on a Thursday at 1:30 in the afternoon. Holy Shit, don't you people have jobs? Fuck I'm tired of standing in line. FYI some of the people here got their computers fixed, but didn't get the data back. Make sure you back the fuck up, unless you don't care what's on your hard drive. Because maybe the guy who fixes your computer cares what's on it, who knows who that weirdo is.


Private Eye...
"Just Remember No One Is Safe"

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Trains and no parking zones

We have no parking zones for cars. Why not trains? They always seem to just park right over a crossing Thank you for making me 30 minutes late today.

Private Eye...
"Just Remember No One Is Safe"

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

The Big Faced Girl, Of Logans Road House

This girl right here is why it took me almost 30 minutes to get my bill... She was one of these people who kept flirting with the waiter, and keeping him occupied while he should have been waiting on the customers who tip. I know the picture isn't that great, but her face was the size of a cast iron skillet.

Private Eye...
"Just Remember No One Is Safe"

WTF?

I love this! I was stuck behind this truck for almost an hour today. All I kept thinking was, it says "Not Intended For Human Food". It doesn't however say "Not For Human Consumption" Which means some asshole out there just hasn't figured out a way to feed us Technical Animal Fat. Leave it in make-up and hotdogs where it belongs.

Private Eye...
"Just Remember No One Is Safe"